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bluidkiti · 12-05-2017, 06:42 AM

Short Funny Questions

How do you know if you are out of invisible ink?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

Why is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, and neither apple nor pine in pinapple?

Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance?

Why are quite a few the same as quite a lot?

Why does my alarm clock go off when it goes on?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet?

12-05-2017, 06:42 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,827	Short Funny Questions Short Funny Questions How do you know if you are out of invisible ink? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburgers, and neither apple nor pine in pinapple? Why is a slim chance the same as a fat chance? Why are quite a few the same as quite a lot? Why does my alarm clock go off when it goes on? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why isn't phonetics spelled the way it sounds? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do, "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at the carpet? __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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