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bluidkiti · 12-17-2017, 07:10 AM

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several
swords in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first
three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand,
underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and
amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take
looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "My! That's
one tough sobriety test!"

12-17-2017, 07:10 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,872	Speeding Juggler Speeding Juggler A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several swords in the car. "What are those for?" she asked. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me," the officer requested. So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. As another car passed by, the driver did a double take looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "My! That's one tough sobriety test!" __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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