Speeding Juggler
 

Speeding Juggler

A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer.
As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several
swords in the car.

"What are those for?" she asked.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the swords and started juggling them: first
three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand,
underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and
amazing the officer.

As another car passed by, the driver did a double take
looking at the cop and the juggler, and said, "My! That's
one tough sobriety test!" :11: