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bluidkiti · 06-21-2020, 07:13 AM

22 MPH

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a
speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver
over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old
ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide
eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused,
says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing
exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed
limit. What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you
should know that driving significantly slower than the speed
limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed
limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says
a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle
explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the
speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer
for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is
everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and
they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the
officer asks with concern.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got
off Route 119."

06-21-2020, 07:13 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,626	22 MPH 22 MPH One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving significantly slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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