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Old 08-02-2014, 06:36 PM   #1
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Default Impossibilities in the World

Impossibilities in the World

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten Things I Know About You:

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your
lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person and
everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else
falls for it.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to
many."
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