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bluidkiti · 07-06-2014, 01:36 PM

Faster than a Speeding Nun

A police officer pulls over a car load of nuns....

Officer: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you
going so slow?"

Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Officer: "Oh Sister, that's not the speed limit. That's the
name of the highway you're on!"

Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be
more careful."

At this point the officer looks in the back seat where the
other nuns are shaking and trembling.

Officer: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends
back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."

07-06-2014, 01:36 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 73,873	Faster than a Speeding Nun Faster than a Speeding Nun A police officer pulls over a car load of nuns.... Officer: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Officer: "Oh Sister, that's not the speed limit. That's the name of the highway you're on!" Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point the officer looks in the back seat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. Officer: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible." Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.

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