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Old 02-04-2024, 12:15 PM   #1
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Default Snail at the Door

Snail at the Door

A guy hears a knock at the door.

He opens it up to find a snail. He picks up the snail and
throws it across the street.

Five years go by.

One day he hears a knock on the door and opens it to see a
snail.

The snail says, "What the heck was that about?!
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