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Old 01-20-2024, 06:17 PM   #1
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Default Fishing Wife

Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over
coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing
fishing trip with your husband."

"Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman answered.

"First, he said I talked so loud I would scare the fish.

Then he said I was using the wrong bait; and then that I was
reeling in too soon.

"All that might have been all right; but to make matters
worse, I ended up catching the most fish!"
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