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Old 01-12-2015, 06:00 AM   #1
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Three mice were being chased by a cat.

The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned
around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised
cat ran away scared.

Later when the mice told their mother what happened,
she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"
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