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04-19-2020, 08:01 AM | #1 |
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Have You Heard About These Cats?
Have you heard about . . . - the angry cat? She threw a hissy fit. - the grumpy cat? He was a sour puss. - the silent cat? She was the victim of a purr snatcher. - the sensitive cat? She cried over spilt milk. - the cat who had eight kittens? She was an octopus. - the cowardly felines? Their names were Scaredy and Fraidy. - the cat who had a hair ball? She couldn't hack it. - the cat who was a comedian? His name was Groucho Manx. - the golf-playing cat? Even without a catty he consistently scored fur under purr. - the adolescent cat? She pleaded with her parents, "Why don't you let me lead one of my own lives?" - the cat who liked to lounge around the stereo? He hoped to catch the tweeter for lunch, unless the woofer got him first. - the cat who got hurt? She whimpered, "Me ow!" - the cat who was walking the beach on Christmas Eve? He had Sandy Claws. - the cat who ate some cheese and then sat by a mouse hole? She waited with baited breath. - the cat who chased a mouse through the screen door? They both strained themselves. - the cat who robbed McDonald's and Wendy's? She was a cat burgerlar. - the cat named Ben Hur? It used to be called Ben, until it had kittens. - the cat who tried to find out why his humans forgot to place cat litter in his box? He didn't have anything to go on. - the teeny-tiny cat? She drank only condensed milk. - the cat who loved to bowl? He was an alley cat. - the cat who married a tree? They had a catalog. - the man who saw a sign at a pet store that said "Free Cats"? So he went in and did. From "A Treasury for CAT LOVERS" by Richard Lederer
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