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Old 08-18-2024, 11:06 AM   #1
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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate.

"What's the problem, Jane? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well... yes, it is." replied Jane, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Jane, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Jane, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."
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