A Trip To the Holy Land
 

A Trip To the Holy Land

A Scotsman, planning a trip to the Holy Land, was aghast
when he found it would cost one hundred dollars an hour to
rent a boat on the Sea of Galilee.

"Hoot mon," he said, "in Scotland it wouldna ha been more
than $20."

"That might be true," said the travel agent, "but you have
to take into account that the Sea of Galilee is water on
which our Lord Himself walked."

"Well, at $100 an hour for a boat," said the Scotsman, "it's
no wonder He walked."